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[19 Jun 2006|12:31am]

If the activity in this community is any indication we've all been neglecting our cleavage lately. I know I neglected mine this past week and got a nasty sun burn as a result.

Here's a before photo. I was remarkably bored by the pool and I had my cell phone so I figured a photo of my cleavage might be in order.

Once I realized how badly I burnt I thought I'd capture an after shot as well:

Let this be a lesson to you all, take care of your rack or you may get burned.
12 boobs | Are you a legend?

Helpful Rack-Related Tip Of The Day [21 Apr 2006|02:04am]

Hey ladies!

If a dude randomly shows up at your door claiming to be a doctor and offering you a free breast exam, you should maybe check his credentials. Or just assume he is full of shit.

Click here for further information on shielding your breasts from inappropriate fondling
10 boobs | Are you a legend?

Happy birthday, sadiekate! [15 Apr 2006|01:03pm]

I would like to take this opportunity to wish Boobs, my lovely co-maintainer, a very lovely birthday. It was just three months ago today that thewizrd had dubbed thee such and such you shall remain till the end of time. May the boobs have a long and luxurious life.
1 boob | Are you a legend?

My contribution to the celebration of boobs [11 Apr 2006|10:37pm]

The illustrious (and terminally groovy) sadiekate just told me about the comm. While I was not present for the event in question, I am behind the idea 113%. And here's my contribution:
it's a comic! about tits!Collapse )
4 boobs | Are you a legend?

A Statement of Fact [27 Mar 2006|04:08pm]

[ mood | lascivious ]

I like cleavage.

4 boobs | Are you a legend?

[01 Feb 2006|08:29am]

I don't know if it is a happy coincidence, but it seems that so_i_got_a_cake also loves boobs. I think that makes her an honorary member of the VM4. Anyway, here's an icon she made. If you take it, please comment on this post.

(She also made the icon I am using in this entry. Yeah, she rocks.)
6 boobs | Are you a legend?

BOOBS! [25 Jan 2006|02:01am]

Hi all! I'm Becca. I wasn't at the Austin Mars-A-Thon but i've been raeding recaps here on LJ and at TWOP and i'm super SUPER jealous. somehow I stumbled onto this community and, well...I love it! my friends and i LOVE our boobs. and here's proof: My two best friends and I

Sorry the pic is so big, but, well, they're big boobs!Collapse )
7 boobs | Are you a legend?

In praise of all boobs [20 Jan 2006|06:07pm]

Proof again Shakespeare was totally into the wide gamut of boobs and against plastic surgery. Love your boobs, I do.

Sonnet 100
Where art thou, Boobs, that thou forget'st so long
To show me that which gives all mine pleasure?
Spend'st thou thy glory on some lesser subject,
Darkening thy power to lend base minds critique?
Return, forgetful Boobs, and straight redeem
In gentle numbers time so wastefully spent;
Bounce for the eyes that doth thy glory esteem
And gives thy boobs both praise for size and shape.
Rise, resty Boobs, my love's sweet chest survey,
If men or surgeons have any advice given there;
If any, be but wordless to their base speech,
And make their foolishness known every where.
Give to your boobs honor deserved no matter their nature;
So thou prevent'st his scythe and crooked knife.
7 boobs | Are you a legend?

In Honour of Sadie's Rack... [20 Jan 2006|09:23am]

... I ask you all: What do you love most about your breasts?

The fact that they're bite-size? Or the fact that they enter a room before you do? Cleavage or nipples as the piece de resistance? Come on ladies, celebrate your breasts!

I love the fact that mine are so soft. Like literally, they might redefine the word. And in a corset? I can stop a man's heart.
7 boobs | Are you a legend?

The Name Of The Game [19 Jan 2006|09:24pm]

Tell me the truth, ladies. Have you named your breasts?

Comment below and introduce them.
10 boobs | Are you a legend?

Testimonials [19 Jan 2006|09:21pm]

Have you met my rack? Is it everything you thought it would be and more?

Even if you just saw pictures, that's okay. Post a comment below and tell everyone what you like about my boobs.
15 boobs | Are you a legend?

I Blame Michael Muhney [19 Jan 2006|09:08pm]

So, anyone who knows me at all, knows that Michael Muhney totally elevated my already well-known rack to legendary status at the Austin Marsathon weekend.

But what good is fame if you don't have a charitable project? So, my breasts would like to serve as the spokesmodels for breasts the whole world over. We have started this community, in short, to talk about the awesomeness of breasts.

Because boobs? Are cool. They just are. Everyone loves boobs! It does't matter if they're big or small or real or fake or crooked. Boobs are just great. So here at rack_of_sadie, we encourage you to talk about all things rack-related. Write a poem or a song about the wonders of your breasts. If you're a guy, say why you like them, or even why you wish you could have a pair for a week. Bitch about how hard it is to find a bra that fits. Be honest or silly - we don't care. Just celebrate your boobs.

So join the community, take the icon on the front page, and wear my rack proudly. Send people on over here to celebrate everything awesome about breasts.

And next time you're walking down the street, and someone yells, "Nice tits!", you're allowed to punch them in the face, but thank them on the inside. Because you do have nice tits. In fact, you have GREAT tits. And I should know. Mine are legendary.

Welcome to the rack_of_sadie.

P.S. Much, much love to beppergirl, who is my PR person and designer. My rack has a very busy schedule, and she more than ably assists.
11 boobs | Are you a legend?

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